Nov
22
TMI: The Drinking Fountain
File under the heading “Too Much Information” the fact that I have a milk pore that shoots up over my shoulder. When the baby lets go sometimes this gland is still pumping out the good stuff and it jets all over. We call it “feeding the babies in the back of the bus.”
Tonight we went out to dinner at the home of friends and when we got home it had been three and a half hours since he ate. It was like he had been in the desert. He started eating and then would sort of push away to give me a reproving look. He would push right on the spot to make this pore squirt out like a drinking fountain. Off. On. Release. Push. He was thrilled with this new functionality. Milk on demand. Very hygenic. If only all drinking fountains had this interface.
